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Two Cows

Posted in Insanity is a Liberal Disorder on June 24, 2014 by Ferrell Gummitt

You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

You have 2 cows.←
The State takes both and shoots you

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away

You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by  your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three  cows.

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

You have two cows.
You worship them.

You have two cows.
Both are mad.

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive…

– Matthias Varga


Bill O’Reilly Talking Points 6/3/2014.

Posted in Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, Insanity is a Liberal Disorder, WTF on June 4, 2014 by Ferrell Gummitt

Part of transcript from “More trouble for the Obama Administration because of the Taliban negotiation”

 I found this part of “Talking Points” very disturbing and Mr. O’Reilly is absolutely correct in his analysis.

Bill%20OReilly%20ssSo last night I talked with someone who knows the inside story of the Obama White House. I have to keep the person’s identity secret but he told me that the President has come to the conclusion that his administration is not, not going to accomplish its goals.

 He knows the economy is not going to turn around. He no knows Obamacare is not going to be popular. And he understands that his job approval rating will likely remain below 50 percent. Therefore, according to this guy, the President has concluded that public opinion really doesn’t matter anymore. Thus, Mr. Obama is going to do what he wants to do and the consequences be damned. I believe that assessment is accurate.

 Just think about it. Why would you swap one alleged deserter because surely President Obama knows the guy left his unit voluntarily for five, five notorious war criminals? Why would anyone do that it simply doesn’t make sense because these Taliban guys will continue killing people. The war on terror remains in progress and thousands of people are dying all over the world even ardent pro-Obama supporters have got to be confused.

One final thing President Obama knows that at least half, half of the American public is totally disengaged from political reality. They don’t know anything. And they don’t care to know. Many live in a high tech bubble, lost in cyberspace. Caught up in their own selfish pursuits. Therefore, he knows the President does, that he can razzle-dazzle, make speeches and survive. That’s a big change in this country when you have half of the folks not caring a whit about what our leadership does. Apathy breeds corruption and incompetence, does it not?

Bottom line: The President no longer gives a shit about what he is doing and he hopes (and maybe prays) that there are enough low information voters whom are happy being in their own worlds of Game of Thrones, Dancing with the Stars and Grand Theft Auto 26 that whatever he does going forward won’t hurt the democratic vote in 2014 and 2016.

 And unfortunately President Obama is probably right about that assessment…

obama taliban truck



Abortion is as American as Apple Pie and Chevrolet…

Posted in Abortion, Insanity is a Liberal Disorder on March 8, 2014 by Ferrell Gummitt

Because what they really care about is telling women and all people for that matter, that it’s their way or the highway, that there’s only one ‘right way’ for us to live our lives, and that they get to decide what that is. And that, my friends, is un-American. But we know, and guess what, they know too, that the American people are on our side.

NARAL Pro-Choice America President Ilyse Hogue

If You Like Your President…

Posted in Barack Obama, Insanity is a Liberal Disorder, Liberalism on February 11, 2014 by Ferrell Gummitt

Thank you Mr. Parrot….

Liberals exist in a fantasy world, somehow convinced that just one more mindless government program will make life fair. Conservatives deal with reality, seeking to reduce the horrific waste, widespread fraud rampant throughout obscenely obese bureaucracy.

Liberals justify the wanton destruction of innocent human life in the womb, cleverly marketing it as “planned parenthood”. Conservatives fervently express the indisputable truth that any nation unwilling to protect human life as infinitely priceless cannot possibly have its fundamental core priorities appropriately ordered.

Liberal politicians look at voters as stupid uninformed pawns, mindless instruments serving their self-absorbed political careers. Genuine conservatives encourage every American to pursue the limitless opportunities promised in our founding documents toward the betterment of this nation as a whole.

As a decidedly liberal media dutifully carries the water for career politicians corrupted by the elixir of power, disgruntled millennials experience firsthand the pathetic reality of a jobless economy. Engaged, patriotic Americans realize only too well that our nation’s survival rests with dedicated citizens most cognizant of the awesome price paid for our freedoms by our forebears. May eternal vigilance become every American’s sacred vow.

Oh I almost forgot; if you like your President, you can keep him. Period.

William G. Parrot



Arguing with idiots explained…

Posted in Barack Obama, Insanity is a Liberal Disorder on January 31, 2014 by Ferrell Gummitt

No kidding....

Villains of the Year (Yes, they are Lefties)…

Posted in Insanity is a Liberal Disorder, Lois Lerner, MesSNBC, Phil Griffin on December 23, 2013 by Ferrell Gummitt

PJTV’S “Next Generation” ran a segment called “Heroes and Villains” today. The heroes are too many and numerous to mention. The villains are better to name and funnier to write about.

So, my Villains for this year are:

Phil Griffin – Whom runs the insane asylum cable News Channel called MSNBC aka MSDNC. Martin Bashir said probably the crudest thing in the history of television and you sat on it for two weeks. Then tell us he quit!!!!! BULLSHIT!!! You fired him when he should have been pulled off the air the moment he said it. The producer, director whomever saw the Bashir dialogue before it aired should have been shoved out the door with their COBRA booklet as well.

Then we have Melissa Harris-Perry. She wears tampon earrings on the air in solidarity to Wendy Davis. The Pro-Choice supporters at the Capitol were throwing bloody tampons on the Senate floor. So, Ms Harris-Perry was wearing something in solidarity to a weapon that was going to be used.

Al Sharpton. Do you seriously fear this guy? Why was he hired in the first place?

Toure. If a conservative white person says “black” this guy has a keniption fit and shoots the race card phaser in all directions..

Chris Mathews. Comedy relief. Funny for the wrong reasons. Keeps “Newsbusters” going. Keep him.

Lois Lerner. During the Congressional investigation into the IRS, not only does she take the fifth amendment but has the nerve to give a five minute speech as to WHY she was taking the fifth amendment. Meanwhile, back in IL she politically destroys Al Salvi with bogus allegations about 1996 campaign contributions to his Senate campaign. Clearing the way for Dicky Durbin to become Senator. Congratulations, Lois by your illegal efforts you messed up IL as well the history of the US forever by paving the way for President Asshat to win in 2008.

Dick Durbin convinced Barack Obama to run for President. No Durbin then their probably would have no President Obama..


ObamaCare in Less than 100 Words

Posted in Insanity is a Liberal Disorder, ObamaCare on December 22, 2013 by Ferrell Gummitt

You have a friend who is a lifelong couch potato with diabetes and a heart problem. He declares his intention to run a marathon with no training whatsoever. You advise him against this, fearing he won’t be able to handle it and hurt himself. He runs the marathon, almost dies at Mile 16, and then blames you for not carrying him 26.2 miles. This is the GOP’s obligation to Obamacare, a law it had no hand in passing because it was afraid of exactly this meltdown. — Mary Katharine Ham

Funny Al I thought the reason for the season is the birth of Christ. You know the one who died on the cross for my sins.. That Jesus Christ…

Posted in "Reverend" Al Sharpton, Insanity is a Liberal Disorder, ObamaCare on December 18, 2013 by Ferrell Gummitt

“So a really good Christmas message is to really emphasize healthcare and health insurance among our families, your child, your niece, your nephew, particularly young people that think they are invincible, let them know they are not, and the time is now to sign up. That’s a real Christmas message and it’s something that gives some reason for the season other than toys” – “Reverend” Al Sharpton

Jesus was born to push for Ocommiecare Al?  Really?  Please show me the bible passage that supports your thesis.  I will explain it again okay?  Jesus’s relationship to the government was as follows:

They tried to kill him before he was born.

They mocked him when he was alive.

The government put him to death.

So I would tend to think that Jesus was not so hot on government or government programs.



Wendy Davis has a Friend in Sandra “The Government should pay for my Birth Control” Fluke

Posted in Abortion, Insanity is a Liberal Disorder, Sandra Fluke, Wendy Davis on July 22, 2013 by Ferrell Gummitt

Two darlings of the left are having a luncheon.   Look for wall to wall coverage from the Liberal/Lying/Lame/Mainstream/Media for the “Fluke/Davis Joys of Baby Killing” party.

Fundraiser invite from Sandra Fluke:


Enter to win two tickets to our San Francisco Luncheon!
I’m a huge Wendy Davis fan.
When she laced up her sneakers and fought for Texas women last month, I was so inspired by her and all of the women and men in Texas who stood with her.
So I’m excited to share some big news: I’ll be meeting Wendy Davis at an EMILY’s List luncheon on August 16th — and you could join us there.
Contribute to EMILY’s List right now and you’ll be entered to win a trip to San Francisco for a leadership luncheon with me, Wendy Davis, and Rep. Tulsi Gabbard.
Last year, hyper-partisan leaders shut me and every other woman out of a congressional hearing panel on insurance coverage for birth control.
It’s becoming a pattern. They think that the best way to control women’s health is to keep women out of the conversation.
EMILY’s List is fighting back and amplifying our voices by helping to elect women leaders who will stand up to their offensive, obsolete attacks. Amazing, incredible all-star women like Wendy Davis from Texas in the state Senate and Rep. Tulsi Gabbard from Hawai’i in the United States Congress.
Now here’s your chance to be right in the middle of it all. One lucky person and a guest could receive a free trip to San Francisco, where you’ll get tickets to a women’s leadership luncheon featuring Texas State Sen. Wendy Davis, Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, Maria Teresa Kumar of Voto Latino, and me.
Donate now to join Wendy Davis, Tulsi Gabbard, and me August 16th.
The contest ends Tuesday night, so don’t wait to make your contribution. If I weren’t already going, I’d sign up myself!

See you there,
Sandra Fluke

To Sandy Davis I say this.  If the Abortion bill had failed in TX, I think you should have been sent a photo of the first 20 week old or older baby that was aborted with the caption that said “Congratulations, Mission Accomplished”.


Of Bees and Abortions….

Posted in Abortion, Insanity is a Liberal Disorder on July 1, 2013 by Ferrell Gummitt

RT (that’s Russia Today)

A Portland resident is creating quite the buzz by hosting a memorial ceremony dedicated to the 50,000 bumblebees that died in an Oregon parking lot last week.

 Just days before National Pollinator Week, tens of thousands of bees fell from the trees and were found dead at a Target parking lot in Wilsonville, Ore. A state investigation found that an insecticide coined “Safari” was to blame, and Oregon now has a 180-day ban of 18 pesticides containing the chemical dinotefuran.

 More than 50 poisoned European linden trees have been covered with netting to prevent further bee deaths, and the Oregon State Agricultural Department is still investigating whether or not there was a violation of state or federal pesticide laws. 

Link Here.

Okay, here is how Bees work.  There is a Queen, a Drone and Worker bees.  The Drone impregnates the Queen and she lays thousands of eggs.  The eggs hatch and the drone is either stung to death or tossed out of the hive by the Worker Bees.  There are billions upon billions of bees in the world.  We couldn’t kill them all if we wanted to.. If 50000 or so die, no worry, 50000 more will around in a month or so.  Got it?

Meanwhile at the Texas State Capitol….

Fox News

Chaos reigned in the final minutes of the Texas Senate late Tuesday night as opponents of a strict abortion bill succeeded in killing the measure, using a sprawling Democrat-led filibuster, egged on by noisy “unruly mob” protests, to blunt last-ditch efforts by Republicans to save the legislation.

The drama centered largely around Democratic state Sen. Wendy Davis, who staged an hours-long, old-fashioned filibuster on the Senate floor against a bill to ban abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy.

Link Here.

Where as with humans if you kill one you are killing potential for what contributions can do if that human is brought into the world.  Cure Cancer, break sports records, brew a better beer, etc.  Not only do you kill that human but any offspring that human may have thus killing hundreds of potentially good and great human beings who can contribute to the betterment of mankind.

Funny Democrats want laws preventing cruel and inhumane treatment of animals, but when it comes to innocent children we can pull their arms and legs from the body with no questions asked.

So, if I am to assess the importance of insects and humans here, I would say that as a Nation we give more of a damn about 50000 dead bees than the continuation of 20 week plus old baby’s life by having their spinal cords cut by scissors…


So, what will it be America Dead Bees OR


Dead Children???!!!


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