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Two Cows

Posted in Insanity is a Liberal Disorder on June 24, 2014 by Ferrell Gummitt

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.←
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away

→ TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM  ←
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by  your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three  cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive…

– Matthias Varga

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Bill O’Reilly Talking Points 6/3/2014.

Posted in Barack Obama, Bill O'Reilly, Insanity is a Liberal Disorder, WTF on June 4, 2014 by Ferrell Gummitt

Part of transcript from “More trouble for the Obama Administration because of the Taliban negotiation”

 I found this part of “Talking Points” very disturbing and Mr. O’Reilly is absolutely correct in his analysis.

Bill%20OReilly%20ssSo last night I talked with someone who knows the inside story of the Obama White House. I have to keep the person’s identity secret but he told me that the President has come to the conclusion that his administration is not, not going to accomplish its goals.

 He knows the economy is not going to turn around. He no knows Obamacare is not going to be popular. And he understands that his job approval rating will likely remain below 50 percent. Therefore, according to this guy, the President has concluded that public opinion really doesn’t matter anymore. Thus, Mr. Obama is going to do what he wants to do and the consequences be damned. I believe that assessment is accurate.

 Just think about it. Why would you swap one alleged deserter because surely President Obama knows the guy left his unit voluntarily for five, five notorious war criminals? Why would anyone do that it simply doesn’t make sense because these Taliban guys will continue killing people. The war on terror remains in progress and thousands of people are dying all over the world even ardent pro-Obama supporters have got to be confused.

One final thing President Obama knows that at least half, half of the American public is totally disengaged from political reality. They don’t know anything. And they don’t care to know. Many live in a high tech bubble, lost in cyberspace. Caught up in their own selfish pursuits. Therefore, he knows the President does, that he can razzle-dazzle, make speeches and survive. That’s a big change in this country when you have half of the folks not caring a whit about what our leadership does. Apathy breeds corruption and incompetence, does it not?

Bottom line: The President no longer gives a shit about what he is doing and he hopes (and maybe prays) that there are enough low information voters whom are happy being in their own worlds of Game of Thrones, Dancing with the Stars and Grand Theft Auto 26 that whatever he does going forward won’t hurt the democratic vote in 2014 and 2016.

 And unfortunately President Obama is probably right about that assessment…

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Abortion is as American as Apple Pie and Chevrolet…

Posted in Abortion, Insanity is a Liberal Disorder on March 8, 2014 by Ferrell Gummitt

Because what they really care about is telling women and all people for that matter, that it’s their way or the highway, that there’s only one ‘right way’ for us to live our lives, and that they get to decide what that is. And that, my friends, is un-American. But we know, and guess what, they know too, that the American people are on our side.

NARAL Pro-Choice America President Ilyse Hogue

If You Like Your President…

Posted in Barack Obama, Insanity is a Liberal Disorder, Liberalism on February 11, 2014 by Ferrell Gummitt

Thank you Mr. Parrot….

Liberals exist in a fantasy world, somehow convinced that just one more mindless government program will make life fair. Conservatives deal with reality, seeking to reduce the horrific waste, widespread fraud rampant throughout obscenely obese bureaucracy.

Liberals justify the wanton destruction of innocent human life in the womb, cleverly marketing it as “planned parenthood”. Conservatives fervently express the indisputable truth that any nation unwilling to protect human life as infinitely priceless cannot possibly have its fundamental core priorities appropriately ordered.

Liberal politicians look at voters as stupid uninformed pawns, mindless instruments serving their self-absorbed political careers. Genuine conservatives encourage every American to pursue the limitless opportunities promised in our founding documents toward the betterment of this nation as a whole.

As a decidedly liberal media dutifully carries the water for career politicians corrupted by the elixir of power, disgruntled millennials experience firsthand the pathetic reality of a jobless economy. Engaged, patriotic Americans realize only too well that our nation’s survival rests with dedicated citizens most cognizant of the awesome price paid for our freedoms by our forebears. May eternal vigilance become every American’s sacred vow.

Oh I almost forgot; if you like your President, you can keep him. Period.

William G. Parrot

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Arguing with idiots explained…

Posted in Barack Obama, Insanity is a Liberal Disorder on January 31, 2014 by Ferrell Gummitt

No kidding....

Villains of the Year (Yes, they are Lefties)…

Posted in Insanity is a Liberal Disorder, Lois Lerner, MesSNBC, Phil Griffin on December 23, 2013 by Ferrell Gummitt

PJTV’S “Next Generation” ran a segment called “Heroes and Villains” today. The heroes are too many and numerous to mention. The villains are better to name and funnier to write about.

So, my Villains for this year are:

Phil Griffin – Whom runs the insane asylum cable News Channel called MSNBC aka MSDNC. Martin Bashir said probably the crudest thing in the history of television and you sat on it for two weeks. Then tell us he quit!!!!! BULLSHIT!!! You fired him when he should have been pulled off the air the moment he said it. The producer, director whomever saw the Bashir dialogue before it aired should have been shoved out the door with their COBRA booklet as well.

Then we have Melissa Harris-Perry. She wears tampon earrings on the air in solidarity to Wendy Davis. The Pro-Choice supporters at the Capitol were throwing bloody tampons on the Senate floor. So, Ms Harris-Perry was wearing something in solidarity to a weapon that was going to be used.

Al Sharpton. Do you seriously fear this guy? Why was he hired in the first place?

Toure. If a conservative white person says “black” this guy has a keniption fit and shoots the race card phaser in all directions..

Chris Mathews. Comedy relief. Funny for the wrong reasons. Keeps “Newsbusters” going. Keep him.

Lois Lerner. During the Congressional investigation into the IRS, not only does she take the fifth amendment but has the nerve to give a five minute speech as to WHY she was taking the fifth amendment. Meanwhile, back in IL she politically destroys Al Salvi with bogus allegations about 1996 campaign contributions to his Senate campaign. Clearing the way for Dicky Durbin to become Senator. Congratulations, Lois by your illegal efforts you messed up IL as well the history of the US forever by paving the way for President Asshat to win in 2008.

Dick Durbin convinced Barack Obama to run for President. No Durbin then their probably would have no President Obama..

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ObamaCare in Less than 100 Words

Posted in Insanity is a Liberal Disorder, ObamaCare on December 22, 2013 by Ferrell Gummitt

You have a friend who is a lifelong couch potato with diabetes and a heart problem. He declares his intention to run a marathon with no training whatsoever. You advise him against this, fearing he won’t be able to handle it and hurt himself. He runs the marathon, almost dies at Mile 16, and then blames you for not carrying him 26.2 miles. This is the GOP’s obligation to Obamacare, a law it had no hand in passing because it was afraid of exactly this meltdown. — Mary Katharine Ham

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