Michelle Obama’s “Jump the Shark” Campaign Email: “Barack’s your Husband too”.

The FLOTUS sent an Email to the entire campaign list entitled “Being Married to Barack”.

Can you just smell the desperation here?

Michelle Obama

For the first 10 years of our marriage, Barack and I lived in an apartment in my hometown of Chicago.

The winters there can be pretty harsh, but no matter how snowy or icy it got, Barack would head out into the cold — shovel in hand — to dig my car out before I went to work.

In all our years of marriage, he’s always looked out for me. Now, I see that same commitment every day to you and to this country.

The only way we’ll win this election is if we can rely on one another like that, all the way to November 6th.

You should know that your recent donation means a lot to both of us.

Barack is working hard, but he can’t do this alone — he needs your help.

Will you make another donation today to build this campaign? When you do, you’ll be automatically entered to join Barack and me for a casual dinner:


Your flight, your meal, your accommodations — that’s all taken care of. Just bring yourself and a guest, and get ready to enjoy a good meal together.

We’re so grateful that you’re out there; ready to keep fighting alongside us from now to November.



 The problem is Michelle your husband is playing golf, slacking off, skipping his chores and screwing up simple tasks I ask him to do. He has trouble with money, is always messing up the budget, and can’t seem to hold onto a dollar for more than 5 minutes.

 There is also the small matter of hatred of America. Greed for endless powers, insane and destructive policy, division and collapse…my dear, your self-honoring party is nearly over. You will deserve the dire criminal consequences of your demonic journey to “change” that which could not be changed…you betrayed us all…Freedom is much more important than the Obamas and Democrats…your embeds will be removed and the operating system cleansed of all your disease.

You are about to face a little reality princess, it’s time to start packing the bags. The jig is up. Barack has finally been made out to be the inexperienced, socialist, weak kneed narcissist that you truly know him to be. No amount of desperation is going to let you keep spending the tax payer’s money flying your friends and family to exotic vacations. Your ice scraping husband just couldn’t get the job done like he promised. You really should start packing, dust off anything that stays and please get ready to leave the people’s house. It’s been a bad month already and it’s just going to keep getting worse.

Don’t leave mad, just leave.


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