Random Sampling of Liberal Phrases, Ideas and Jokes

Enclosed is a sampling of what I heard come out of Libs mouths in the last year or so:

 –Jesus was a Socialist.
–We have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it.
–The best way to cure a deficit is to spend huge amounts of money.
–All sexual orientations are equal.
–There is no “voter fraud.”
–Even if there is no “Global Warming” we should be behaving as though there is. –It’s unfair to punish the children for the mistakes of their parents (illegals)
–It isn’t fair to force a woman to have a child she doesn’t want (read in conjunction with the comment above to get the full stupidity effect on that one.)
–Obama decreased spending.
— The Sun has no effect on climate change.
–We should take all the Olympic uniforms, put them in a pile and burn ’em. Even if the athletes have to wear nothing but a singlet that says USA.
–No (insert any number of words from “Special Investigation” to “Presidential Impeachment”) ever fed a starving child.
–Americans just won’t do certain jobs.
–Millions of legitimate voters will be disenfranchised by “Voter ID” laws.
–“States’ Rights” means “slavery.”
–Republicans are the party of the rich.
–The economy is all Bush’s fault
–Presidents don’t really have much control over the economy.
–There is no “Al Qaeda.”
–The “stimulus” wasn’t big enough
–Obama couldn’t do anything because the Republicans blocked him.
There are plenty more but sorry folks, I’m tired!
(From Jimmy Carter)

–Fidel Castro is an honorable man.

–Fidel Castro is simply a beleaguered president trying to do the best for his people.

–Most of the problems Castro faces in Cuba are the fault of this [USA] government.

–There is no repression in Cuba.

–If the [US] embargo is lifted, Cuba will prosper as nevuh befohre!

–Fidel Castro is the best friend’ owuh cuntree evuh had!

–America’s best days are ovuh! We got to tighten our belts a do moth with less.
All things I have actually heard in conversations with liberals:

“Marriage is just a piece of paper.”

“Nothing is worth going to war over.”

“If everyone was in a union, our standard of living would be much higher and we’d all have more money to spend on things.”

“A bad health care bill is better than no health care bill.”

“Republicans just oppose Obama because he’s black and they want a black man to fail.”

“Schools are performing so poorly because we don’t spend enough money on education.”

“If you oppose unions, you then must be opposed to the 8 hour work day, 5 day work week, vacations, safe working environments and benefits.” (I responded “if you oppose Republicans, you must oppose the freeing the slaves and the Civil Rights Act of 1964, and the national freeway system”, which garnered me whoops of ridicule, but not one refutation of the point).

“Only the police and the military should have guns.”

“No one earns a million dollars. You only get a million dollars by a stealing it from the poor.” (I asked “if the poor have that kind of money to steal, why are they poor?” No answer. )

“Anything a man can do, a woman can do better.”

“Obama is the lowest spending president in modern history.” And this person referred to the Nutting graph, which conveniently calculates the figures using the Fiscal calendar, which starts every October. This means when Obama was sworn in, they were still on the final Bush fiscal year, and thus every bill Obama signed into law between January 20th 2008 and October 1, 2008 was credited to the Bush deficit, not Obama’s. In addition, Bush’s debt was counted over 8 years while Obama’s was counted over just three.

Father, must I go to work?
No, my lucky son.
We’re living now on Easy Street,
on dough from Washington.
We’ve left it up to Uncle Sam
so don’t get exercised
Nobody has to give a damn
we’ve all been subsidized.

But if Sam treats us all so well and feeds us milk and honey,
Please Daddy tell me do, what’ll he use for money?

Don’t worry son, there’s not a hitch in this here noble plan
He simply soaks the filthy rich, and helps the common man.

But father won’t there come a time, when they run out of cash,
and we have left them not a dime when things will go to smash?

My faith in you is shrinking son, you nosy little brat,
you do too damn much thinking son, to be a DEMOCRAT.


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