Obama Achievement: Extending the Government Tit to get the Stoner Vote


Consider the following Obama/Democrat Party initiatives and achievements:

  • Ninety-nine weeks of unemployment  insurance now provide a cushion, not a safety net.
  • A waiver of the work requirements for both cash welfare and food stamps, which waiver further removes the incentive to work.
  • Forty-six point seven million Americans, more than the populations of Canada, Poland, Spain, or Australia, are now on food stamps. As mentioned, food stamps are great for the munchies.
  • ObamaCare’s slacker mandate requires that parent insurance policies cover health care for extended adolescents up to 26 years of age.
  • With the need to work eliminated, food provided, and insurance covered, one certainly can’t be expected to pay birth control. No worries: ObamaCare provides  contraception free of charge. There is admittedly a low likelihood that a stoner living in Mom’s basement will need this giveaway, but the dazed beneficiary  appreciates it nonetheless (just in case).
  • And finally, there is a growing Democrat movement to legalize  marijuana across the land.

Government assistance is a deal with the devil for the low price of your future, self-respect, and dignity. Someone should make t-shirts and posters of a slovenly slacker looking Uncle Sam saying “I’m a drag on society, but its okay” on the front, and “vote Democrat” on the back.

It’s to the Jack Ass Party benefit that people become addicted to government; it secures their voting base — sort of a co-dependent relationship. Break down successful elements of society, like the family and the means to be productive and self-sufficient and there would be no need for big govt. and they’d find the public running from their rhetoric.

Libs don’t you understand that OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS are selling HEROIN to the American people making them junkies who have to vote for Democrats in order TO GET THEIR FIX! Republicans are like the family on the Intervention TV show who try to get their family member or friend into rehab but the JUNKIE says the family is the problem. Eventually, the junkies go to rehab for a few months and they’re happy but sure enough, they relapse because they are happier SLEEPING IN THEIR OWN VOMIT! 

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