Bob Scheiffer catches Nancy Pelosi “Spinning”

On Sunday, June 5 Bob Schieffer of CBS’s “Face the Nation” talked to FORMER stressing FORMER and no longer third in line to be President Praise God Speaker of the House Nancy “San Fran Nan” Pelosi about how she spun the current unemployment picture under President Obama and how she talked about the economy on January 4, 2008 when George W. Bush was President.

BOB SCHIEFFER, HOST, “FACE THE NATION”: You were talking in kind of a different way when unemployment went to five percent under George Bush. What you said then, “Americans are struggling with sky-rocketing energy prices,” gas was only $3 a gallon then. And you said, “This morning’s” — this is January 4, 2008 — “This morning’s job report confirms what most Americans already knew. President Bush’s economic policies have failed our country’s middle class.” I mean, aren’t Republicans entitled to say, you know, if gas was $3 and unemployment was five percent and the president has failed the American people, don’t they have a right to say that this president has failed the American people?

REP. NANCY PELOSI, D-CALIF., and MINORITY LEADER: Well, if you want to go into the past, we can talk about the past all you want. The public wants to know about the future.   LANDREW, LANDREW PLEASE HELP ME!!! I WILL GET YOU MY PRETTY!!!  DISPATCH THE FLYING MONKEYS!!!  I WON’T BE IGNORED NOW BOB WILL I?  OH, I’M MELTING WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A HORRIBLE WORLD!!!

Rep Pelosi then spun her head around in circles several times, threw up on the table and finally passed out while smoke came out of her ears.

BOB SCHIEFFER, HOST, “FACE THE NATION”: We’ll be right back after this message.

Director, “FACE THE NATION”:  Okay, we’re out.

BOB SCHIEFFER, HOST, “FACE THE NATION”: Could someone please get Ms. Pelosi a glass of water??  I have to change my suit because Nan threw up on it.  DAMN!! Brooks Brothers $1,200, I would have better off interviewing Kathy Griffin or Roseanne Barr-Arnold-Roseanne or whatever she calls herself nowadays.

Blogger’s note:  After the word “future” in Nancy Pelosi’s response, I may have “embellished” the dialogue a little bit by inserting scenes from “The Wizard of Oz”, “Star Trek”, “The Exorcist” and “Fatal Attraction”.  

Blogger’s second note:  If I offended any Liberals out there GOOD!!! That was the point!!!  Because for this one post poking fun at former Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi there are a least millions of malicious, cynical and crass posts written daily about Sarah Palin, Andrew Breitbart and Mitt Romney.